Edd McCracken gives us "Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else" [but I found the cartoon]. For instance:
On expectationsJames Q. Wilson, who died today, in 1995 wrote "'Calvin and Hobbes' and the Moral Sense," from which:
On the tragedy of hipsters
Calvin: The world bores you when you’re cool.
On looking yourself in the mirror
Hobbes: So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
Occasionally Calvin ponders what character may mean. As Christmas approaches, he knows he must be good for Santa Claus to deliver the countless presents (including a heat-seeking guided missile) that he covets. But, he wonders aloud, can he be thought truly good if he is good only to get the presents? "I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying that I can be bribed. Is that good enough, or do I have to be good in my heart and spirit?" But this brief insight quickly vanishes: "OK," he asks of Hobbes, "so exactly how good do you think I have to act?"Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else | BOOK RIOT, 'CALVIN AND HOBBES' AND THE MORAL SENSE | The Weekly Standard